Vronos

I work at a non-profit and play a lot of Magic.

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the-blind-pony asked: Who's idea was it to respond with "snark and smart-ass" comments? I put quotes there, because often times, it's closer to rude and disrespectful. Why not just be helpful and answer questions? Saying you're snarky isn't a free pass to be insulting.

tabakrules:

I may not be everyone’s cup of tea. I’m okay with that. I think I’m plenty helpful and entertaining. I’d read me. If you disagree, you have options.

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Schools You Can Attend In The Multiverse

College of Lat Nam
Focus: Knowledge and comprehensive study of magic.
DESTROYED

Minamo
Focus: Spell and archery training.
DESTROYED

Tolarian Academy
Focus: Getting destroyed.
DESTROYED
FIXED
DESTROYED AGAIN

School of the Unseen
Focus: Protection and concealment magic.

Institute of Arcane Study
Focus: Study of artifacts.

Wizards’ School
Focus: Being a wizard.

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Modern Players: “Boo hoo! We need fetches and WotC has to reprint them if they want anyone to play Modern! They are way too expensive for a format staple!”

Commander Players: “Can we please have a Mana Crypt print that isn’t a promo?”

Modern Players: “That can wait. Get to the fetches first so us 1337 MLG players can further overpopulate the already crowded Modern tournament scene.”

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humanisticentropy:

That looks like a lot of fun.I’m a new lover of that game by the way…and a forever lover of sexy times.

Why the unsteady play area choice?
I don’t see a single Command Zone.
Underworld Dreams in EDH is entirely meta-dependent unless you’re running Mono-Black devotion.
If you can afford to sleeve your cards, you better be sleeving that dick too.
Wondering if she just Boros Charmed in that first picture. 
Dies to Doom Blade.
Seriously wondering what draw power warrants Underworld Dreams inclusion against Naya big stuff.
Not the proper Planeswalking position.

humanisticentropy:

That looks like a lot of fun.

I’m a new lover of that game by the way…and a forever lover of sexy times.

  • Why the unsteady play area choice?
  • I don’t see a single Command Zone.
  • Underworld Dreams in EDH is entirely meta-dependent unless you’re running Mono-Black devotion.
  • If you can afford to sleeve your cards, you better be sleeving that dick too.
  • Wondering if she just Boros Charmed in that first picture. 
  • Dies to Doom Blade.
  • Seriously wondering what draw power warrants Underworld Dreams inclusion against Naya big stuff.
  • Not the proper Planeswalking position.

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How to Disappoint Magic Fans:

The Tarkir block plot is that Zurgo Helmsmasher gives Sarkhan a special sword, the Khansend, to kill Surrak Dragonclaw. Once Sarkhan kills Surrak, Zurgo feels threatened by Sarkhan’s power so he stabs him with the Khansend. Ajani holds the body of Sarkhan, turns to the camera in despair, and says “Not again!”

*insert laugh track and roll credits*

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rtsabv asked: Where do I get a pair of those devilishly scandalous jorts you wore to SDCC?

markrosewater:

So, we get done with the panel. I sign a bunch of autographs, take a bunch of pictures and answer a bunch of one-on-one questions. I then jump on Twitter to see the reaction to the panel and the first four comments are about my shorts.

Really people? I know my fashion sense is cutting edge, but time traveling, draft-altering, Asian-inspired, morph-returning wedge set!  I don’t think Shortsgate is more interesting than that.

For the record, I stand 100% behind my shorts choice. Viva la jorts!

Reasons why I love Maro.